Years in the burlesque scene taught me this: if audiences aren’t coming out, the problem might be the show, not the crowd. Here’s what needs to change.
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Why Your Burlesque Show Isn’t Selling (And What to Do About It)
Let’s cut the shit. If your burlesque show isn’t selling, it’s not because “the algorithm hates you.” It’s because your marketing isn’t working.I’ve sold out venues. I’ve also had to …
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Burlesque and the Money Trap: Chasing Gigs at Any Cost
The UK burlesque scene is full of passion, talent, and artistry—but let’s be honest, it’s also full of tough choices. Performers want to work, to be seen, and to build …
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Vanity Producers: Glittery Dreams, Broken Business, and Bruised Egos
Let’s talk about vanity producers. You know the ones—they’re full of big ideas, sparkly promises, and absolutely no budget. These wannabe impresarios rely on performers to fill their line-ups while …
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Why Working for Peanuts is Killing Your Sparkle (and Your Bank Balance)
Let’s have a frank chat, darling: saying yes to gigs that pay less than your costume budget isn’t just hurting your wallet—it’s damaging your reputation too. Performing for a pittance …
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Why Burlesque Performers Should Stop Performing for Free
Stop falling for it. Glamour costs, performing costs. So it should PAY!
