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How To Not Give A F*ck

Its official I give not one proverbial poo about a lot of what people think about me. Ok so that isnt entirely true but it is something I aspire to be and think like. Too many people want to get in and up in your business deeper than my doctor does doing my smear test.
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Burlesque Knock Backs – Thick n Fast

Tis the season of rejection. Tis the time of ignored emails and lack of gigs. I am not going to fluff it up, even after all these years as a burlesque performer I get them rejection emails, unanswered replies and it does blow. Like royally blow. Sometimes it hits me in my usually cold dead
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Your Burlesque Backstory Is Your Backbone

We see time and time again our celebrity heroes posting images or talking about their awesome ‘blessed’ lives and we buy into it. We see them effortlessly gliding into the first class plane seats or better yet chartering their own aircraft to grab a coffee in Milan with a designer. Thanks to the amazing world
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Music Video for Terrorsaurs ‘Snake Belly’

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Guess which little minx is the star of the new Terrorsaurs music video for their latest release ‘Snake belly’. Yeah…not that hard to guess is it. Me. I not only star in it, I devised it more or less with Ian (head Terrorsaur), edited and shot it. I am damn proud. It was meant to
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Your burlesque teacher may not be teaching you burlesque

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Just saying. Ok this is gonna cause some ruffled feathers, be they chicken or ostrich but its pretty much come to a head for me. I have had it with teachers proclaiming they can make you a burlesque star or hell that they actually teach burlesque the ‘right’ way. Here in good old Northampton a
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Norwich Burlesque Workshop 8 July 2017

  Khandie is back in Norwich! Teaching two fantastic action packed workshops. Already spaces are limited so you will need to book in to get that space. There is a discount for those wishing to attend both workshops. Its a nice one too. Location:¬†Best Western Brook Hotel, 2 barnard Road, Norwich, NR59JB Bump N Grind
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Rape-tour of Applause?!

TRIGGER WARNING. Contains rape, sexual assault and a whole heap of angry shit. See how quick it was to make a shite pun about rape? Yeah welcome to the modern world where rape is a word we can use as freely as asking for a cuppa or saying thank you. Oh he was a bit
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New Images – Merch Girl

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Ok so most you may realise by now I am the merch girl for the awesome Terrorsaurs! I am pretty much their UK based GoGo dancer. Friggin love it. They are a great band. https://www.facebook.com/terrorsaursurf/ Go check them out. So I did some new promo shots for them for their latest merch. Photos obviously by Khandie
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Cheap Isnt Always Wrong In Costume

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We all wish we could spunk endless amounts of money on our costumes. We want to emulate those dizzy heights of fame with swarovski rhinestones dripping off our bodies, douse ourselves in the finest of champagnes and wear Louboutins heels as we sashay across those lime lit stages. Fact of matter is given the current
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No You Are NOT Giving To Charity

I realise how click baity that title is but I have a good reason. I am seeing an increase more and more in charity fund raising shows appealing for performers. Most are asking for the performer to work ultimately free so that more money is made for the charity. Or so you think. Firstly let
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