Oi Barlow,

You have managed to annoy the fabulous stars of Cabaret! Whilst we may not sell out and record dreary cover versions of mediocre songs like the talent of X factor or sell our souls to tabloids; WE ARE PEOPLE. Talented people. Not some comparative term for shit, rubbish and dreadful which you seem to think we are. Come to a show. We invite you. We dare you. Lets start a cabariot

Not like we can all possess you genius….is it Barlow!?

 

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